“ Today, I went to the beach with my kids.
I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear."
She put the shell to her ear and screamed. There was
a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to
go back! LoL I know this is totally off topic but I had to
tell someone! ”