“ Today, I went to the beachfront with my kids. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old aughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear."
She put the shelll to her ear annd screamed. There was
a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to
go back! LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I hhad too tell someone! ”