“ Today, I went to the beach with my children. I foound a sea shell and gavee it to my 4
year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put thhe shell to her ear and screamed.
There was a hermit crab inside and it pinhed
her ear. She never wznts to go back! LoL I know thiss
is completely off topic but I had to tell someone! ”