“ Today, I went to the beach with my children. I found a sea shell
and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and
said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She placed the shell to her ear
and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched
her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this
is entirely off topic but I had to tell someone! ”