“ We receive courage, sense of self, the ability to believe we have value as human beings, and
the ability to love others as well as ourselves, from
the strength of our mother’s love for us when we are infants.
Well Miss Fatalist, this is your lucky day.
I had a best friend for a while but one day she just stopped calling me or coming around with no explanation. I poked around in his car
and found one of those girlie magazines and a bottle of Viagra!
Empty out his bottle of Old Spice and refill
it with garlic juice. Then empty his bottle of Magic Grow pills, and refill it with "Dr. Hershey's Instant-Action Laxative" pills.
Hey, you're not allowed to tell us what drinking
age limit we can have because the 10th amendment says that if the Constitution doesn't say
Congress is in charge of something, then it's the state that decides. ”