“ Today, I wenht to the beachfront with my children. I found a sea shell and gave
it to my 4 year olld daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put
the shell to her eaar and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside
and it pinched her ear. She never wanhts to ggo back!
LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I hadd to tell
someone! ”