“ Today, I went to the beachfront with my children. I found a
sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said
"You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She placed the shell to
her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab
inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants
to go back! LoL I know this is completely off topic but I
had to tell someone! ”